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Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,600 Points

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endeavor

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hurry up bob!!!

Medals Earned: 3/17 (55/540 points)

50m 5 Points

reach the first 50m height

hot butt 25 Points

touch lava stone 5 times

metalhead 25 Points

break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode

500m 5 Points

reach the first 500m height

it's hurt 10 Points

being hurt by arrows 10 times or more

no offence 10 Points

don't take axe until reached 114m height

sand of time 10 Points

activate time freeze 3 times

1000m 25 Points

reach 1000m height

I hate hedgehog 25 Points

kill 15 or more hedgehog

lucky Bob 25 Points

not taken any damage until reached 125m height

silent assassin 25 Points

kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode

5000pts 50 Points

reached score 5000pts while Bob alive

caveman killer 50 Points

kill 15 or more caveman

mass murder 50 Points

kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe

turret basher 50 Points

destroy standing turret using axe 5 times

turret destroyer 50 Points

destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times

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In3structoTank!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)

Standard Mode Complete 10 Points

Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.

5000 On PindestructoTank 5 Points

Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.

99 Combo 10 Points

Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.

Adventure Mode Complete 10 Points

Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.

Betton 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.

Pip Peril 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.

Whizzkid 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

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Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Quickdraw GUN.5

Medals Earned: 17/48 (85/355 points)

GARBAGE DAY! 5 Points

Defeat Charlie with the handgun.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun 5 Points

Defeat Derek with the shotgun.

Say hello to my little friend! 5 Points

Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.

Yeah, well I'm taller 5 Points

Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker 5 Points

Defeat the first opponent.

You think you're bad, huh? 5 Points

"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.

You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. 5 Points

Defeat the butcher with the handgun.

Your move, creep 5 Points

Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.

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Go ahead, make my day 5 Points

Defeat Spike with the shotgun.

To be or not to be. Not to be. 5 Points

Defeat Leon with the grenade.

You're the disease and I'm the cure 5 Points

Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.

You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? 5 Points

"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.

Youve just been erased 5 Points

Defeat Hans with the handgun.

If it bleeds, we can kill it. 10 Points

Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.

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Recordshop Tycoon

Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)

It's there for a reason 5 Points

Read through the entire manual.

Crowd Control 25 Points

Get more than 50 customers in one day.

Sleep is for the weak 25 Points

Play for 50 (in-game) days

Major Player 50 Points

Buy all four properties.

No nobility in poverty 50 Points

Get a daily net result higher than $500.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/1,000 points)

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape